Hello world!

Welcome to my website.

About me


My name is Dani Darling, or SleepyToast on most websites and places online. I am an autodidact, writer, programmer, among other things. And, if you can't tell from the design of this website, I am also a bit of a minimalist.

Most of my skills are self taught through the internet or occational textbook. This is what the word autodidact means - that I'm self-taught. Most of my time is spent either acquiring new skills or honing old ones. I like learning almost anything (like how the dot over a lowercase "i" or "j" is called a "tittle"), but I mainly focus on stuff that I already have skills in, like the aforementioned writing and programming.

Other Information

  • My favorite color is orange, specifically amber;
  • My birthday is on New Years Eve;
  • I have metal in my left leg;
  • I can nearly perfectly recite the script to the Wachowski's 2008 cinematic masterpiece "Speed Racer";
  • I have PFAS (Pollen Food Allergy Syndrome);
  • Mein Familie kommt aus Deutschland, Österreich, und Ungarn.

Writing


Writing is the main purpose of this website. I've been writing - or at least attempting to write - since I was about twelve, but I've only found success in making half decent stories since I was seventeen. On the left, or at the top if you're on mobile, are the updates, which I'll periodically update (haha... update the updates) to show new books I publish or other relevant informaion.

Contact


If you need to contact me for reasons such as: inquiries about one of my stories, general questions, or you're one of my teachers from high-school who wishes to check in (you know who you are), then you can reach me with any of the information below.